Brooklinen’s sateen sheets just got a serious upgrade – and my sleep is thankful

I haven’t been one for restless nights – a decent pillow and a comfortable surface have always been enough. But the relentless pursuit of a good night’s sleep has led me to obsess over bedding, and frankly, it’s a worthwhile pursuit.

A luxe upgrade that actually delivers

For years, Esquire has championed Brooklinen, specifically their down alternative comforter and now, their sateen sheets. We’ve lauded them, even penned entire endorsements. But we were, admittedly, skeptical when they announced a relaunch of their luxe sateen. Could they possibly improve upon perfection? The answer, unequivocally, is yes.

I spent the last month enveloped in these newly formulated sheets, and let me be blunt: they’ve exceeded expectations. The smoothness is almost decadent, a tactile luxury that elevates the entire sleeping experience. And in warmer weather, the cooling factor is genuinely noticeable – a welcome development as summer approaches.

The numbers tell the story

The increase in thread count – from 480 to 495 – might seem statistically insignificant. But combined with the incorporation of even finer long-staple cotton, it results in a fabric that’s demonstrably stronger and smoother, possessing a buttery softness that’s truly remarkable. Forget the hype; this is a tangible improvement.

Beyond the specs: a detail matters

Previously, the sheets were prone to wrinkling – a common issue with cotton bedding. While wrinkles are inevitable with cotton, these new sheets are surprisingly resistant, even after a tumble in my decidedly unimpressive washer-dryer. Seriously, this machine is a testament to urban resilience, not laundry prowess. But the difference is undeniable.

Color and texture – a subtle shift

I opted for the classic green tandem stripe, but the floating petals pattern is equally captivating. I’m considering a second set. $209 for a Queen size feels justified for this level of quality. The understated sheen – a deliberate move away from overly glossy fabrics – adds a sophisticated touch to the bedroom.

The bottom line

Brooklinen has not just tweaked their sateen sheets; they’ve refined them. The result is a sleep surface that's undeniably better – a subtle but significant upgrade that’s worth every penny. And frankly, after a month of blissful sleep, I’m not about to argue.